I’ve flown with eagle to heaven’s door!
Gone with the shark to the ocean floor!
Eaten polar bear, goat and boar!
All this I’ve done… and more!
I’ve been to places that devil won’t go!
Walked with a vampire In the morning glow!
Planted my seeds in a running doe!
This too I’ve done… and more!
I’ve eaten toadstools with a rusty knife!
Escaped a burning house with just my life!
Spent many nights when I was rife.
I’ve done all these… and more!
I’ve slept with a panther in his forest bed!
Followed where the gargoyles led!
Held a man under water till he was dead.
Yes,… I’ve done it all… inside my head!! …